Don't pretend your hands are clean
when you turn the first one over
its the other that you use to pee
Trickle trickle, poor and fickle
did you ever think you'd wet yourself
from just a little tickle tickle?
Frumpled up, all stuck, outta luck
We just came up soaking from your tip top to your bottom cuff.
Here's the Lesson of this tale, pissin on your hands and pants surely is an epic fail.
Always pissin on yerself you young man
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